Hi,
I have been largely offline for several years due to health issues. No more! We're building a new SheepTrax site and hope to resume blogging soon. There are many new stories to tell.
Thanks for your prayers.
Bryan Hupperts
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Happy Tuesday!
Thanks for your prayers. I am on the mend and writing again. This week we have Tonguezilla, terror of the Church and several other stories. Wonderign about modern apostles? Check out the resume of this apostle!
Bryan Hupperts
bhupperts@sheeptrax.com
 
 
 
 
Tonguezilla!
By bryan • on May 19, 2009
Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest dream. It was set like a 1950s B horror film. Remember The Blob, The Thing, Creature From The Black Lagoon? I had a scary...

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Greetings from SheepTrax Xpress!
 
Sorry for the absence. I have Lupus (not demons, thanks) and had an attack that waylaid me for the past 6 weeks. I'm still a little groggy but back at scribing for Jesus.
 
I am on the lookout for an electric/acoustic guitar. If you have one gathering dust, I can put it to good use. Many thanks.
 
Enjoy this week's SheepTrax Xpress!
Bryan Hupperts - bhupperts@sheeptrax.com
 
 
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Bessie’s Final Fling
By bryan • on May 3, 2009
Bio-weapons aren’t a new concept....

Hi SheepTrax Xpress,
I have been absent for a month. I have Lupus and it has been in relative remission for some time. About a month ago, I had a vicious flareup that left me pretty weak. I'm getting better and started writing and broadcasting and and will resume next week.
Sorry for the silence and I would appreciate your prayers.
Thanks,
Bryan Hupperts
bhupperts@sheeptrax.com

 Happy last Tuesday of March. This week's SheepTrax Xpress includes a Kafka-influenced lesson on sin, a lesson on whining (down flesh, down. good boy), and a few other stories about living out the life of God in the day to day world.
Remember to pray for those in authority.
 
Peace,
 
Bryan Hupperts
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The Ooze
By bryan • on March 26, 2009
It was just a small black spot, a minor blip on her beauty radar, certainly nothing to worry about. She dabbed some blush...

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! This week's SheepTrax Xpress offers up a few views on the danger of making God over in your own image, of being made over in the image of Jesus by portrait or mirror, and a spoof on the plague of postmodernism in ministry, and more.
Feast away!
Bryan Hupperts
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The Maka-Messiah Shoppe
By bryan • on March 16, 2009
I was walking through Eden Mall shopping center when I...

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Happy Tuesday! This week SheepTrax Xpress offers up a curious look at the dirty dealings that often go on behind the scenes of ego-driven, flesh empowered "ministry", a woman's quest for the real "Bread of LIfe", an interview with a trans-human wannabe, and much more.
Peace.
Bryan Hupperts
SheepTrax Xpress: It's Not the News, It's the Truth!
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Happy Tuesday! Welcome to this weeks edition of SheepTrax Xpress. Hopefully, we have the missing links mystery resolved. If you can't see us on IE, download Firefox as it's a more stable web broswer.
Goodness. Athiests in toast, a message from the Harlot church, a Bluesan's Gospel, and were the Mormon's punked?
Thanks for being a part.
Bryan Hupperts
 
 
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Image Of Atheist In Toast
By bryan • on March 1, 2009
Is that really the image of infamous atheist Madeline Murray O’Hare...

Hi,
I have received many complaints from subscribers about not being able to see stories. We've found the problems and are working to correct them.
The big issue is Microsoft IE. If you have version 6, upgrade to 7.
However, I have a better idea. Try: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
Use Firefox as your browser. It's free and and is much less prone to problems and hacking. I use Firefox which is why I could not see the problem. Once I turned on my IE browser, Ta...

Happy Fat Tuesday!
If the below links aren't working (and we're working on it), just follow this to the main page and go from there:
www.SheepTrax.com/xpress
For this week's SheepTrax Xpress, we have a postmodern who discovers Dylan, we take a leasurily drive down Route 666, a look at Feminism 40 yeas later, a word from a prisoner in the former Soviet Union, a few wry church theme songs, and an obit for comedian George Carlin.
Enjoy!
Bryan Hupperts
a sheep in the...

I have recieved many complaints that the links are not working. Till I figure this out, please access SheepTrax Xpress at
http://sheeptrax.com/xpress/
Thanks!
Bryan Hupperts

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Happy Tuesday!
This week's SheepTrax Xpress features one of my favorite artists, Vincent Van Gogh. Did you know he was a missionary and church planter? And yes, he really went insane. Other stories include a spoof on celebrities who wrongly become instant ministers because of their standing in the world. Don't miss another sailing parable in Retaking The Ship.
If you're in the St. Louis area and need a safe place to worship, may I suggest...

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Welcome to this week's SheepTrax Xpress. We're offering up tasty fillets of the god of self, a jihadist spelling bee-heading gone sadly awry, a prophetic drive-by assassination, and a dire parable for the modern church from a dead, dancing fish.
In the greater St. Louis, MO area and needing a safe place to worship? Join us.Living Word Christian Fellowship
Peace.
Bryan Hupperts
Wrier & Editor
bhupperts@sheeptrax.com
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Mummies For Nothing
By bryan • on February 9, 2009
(Reprinted from Newspeak...