King's Kids Cruise Lines Is Sinking!

Posted Oct 29th 2008, 05:57 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


King's Kids Cruise Lines Is Sinking!
“Um, this is your Captain speaking. Thanks for sailing on the good ship Prosperity owned by King's Kids Cruise Lines, sponsored by the man known for ‘marketing the faith once sold to the saints’ – Reverend T.V. Cash.”
“Umm, that horrific thud you heard, the one faith talkers have commanded away in the name o’ Jesus? Yeah, well, we’ve hit a little snag. A rock, actually. Natural eyes say there is a big gaping hole...

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Marshall Lawless: A Cowboy Parable

Posted Sep 24th 2008, 09:49 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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Unheeded cries for "Mercy!" punctuated the moaning drift of prairie wind. An approaching thunder of hoof beats shook the ground. Riders on sweltering horses ridden nigh unto exhaustion had gathered under the unblinking, fiery eye of...

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Command Performance

Posted Aug 11th 2008, 06:48 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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Command Performance
The invitations, laid in gold leaf, were sent out announcing a command performance in the great theater. God himself would be attending. The people were excited as they returned their RSVPs. All came at the appointed time to witness this great performance.
The program bill proclaimed that two choral symphonies would be performed. Chilled in the air conditioning, all sat in anticipation of seeing God as they waited for the performance to begin. A special seating box, high...

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Unauthorized Church Bake Sale

Posted Aug 6th 2008, 06:08 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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Drinking at The Black Hole

Posted Jul 28th 2008, 07:47 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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A Chess Game with the Devil

Posted Jul 21st 2008, 07:15 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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SheepTrax: Banning The Manual

Posted Apr 22nd 2008, 05:10 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


Banning the Manual
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The Window at the End of the Universe

Posted Apr 14th 2008, 12:23 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


The Window at the End of the Universe
My cosmic quest for the fabled Window at the End of the Universe was over. Suddenly, it appeared before me suspended in space. Like a pilgrim finding the Grail, I stood staring slack-jawed at the Window fearing it was a mirage or a figment of archetypal desire. Yet I dared hope.
It was real. 
I pulled out my tattered list – The List – all the questions I had going back to...

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Your Best Death Now!

Posted Apr 3rd 2008, 06:14 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest

Your Best Death Now
“When radicals are allowed to roam free in the body, they can lead to cancer. Spiritually, it is the same for the Body of Christ,” said The Reverend T.V. Cash, Overlord of the First Church of Blessed Material Hope, Inc. “Radicals must be uprooted or their deadly cancer will spread.”
Cash, like many rich and wannabe famous preachers, is up in arms over the underground publication of a pamphlet called Your Best Death Now.
Cash, known for his best...

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Dear Prosperity Preacher

Posted Feb 14th 2008, 03:09 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


Hi, Saints of God.
 
If you are appalled at the gospel of greed propagated in and on Christen media, please insert the name of your favorite prosperity preacher in the XXX, and insert your name and address at the end. This letter is a request for a full refund (plus love offering!) for the money you have sent these spiritual hucksters.
 
Please do 2 things:
 
First, fill in the letter, Google for the preacher’s address, and mail it to him or...

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An Apology To The Nations

Posted Dec 11th 2007, 08:01 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


An Apology to the Nations
America is a land that is walking in her own spiritual light, and our darkness is gross. The spiritual heresies and corruption that festers in our land are erupting like boils spreading disease all across the world. While there is a faithful remnant, much of our Christianity is sick and we are willing carriers of this self inflicted plague. Our festering wounds seem incurable.
As a heartsick American believer, I am writing to apologize to the nations...

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Drunk On The Blood Of The Saints

Posted Oct 28th 2007, 07:51 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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Drunk On The Blood Of The Saints
 
Recently, if you follow SheepTrax, I did an article on occult spiritual phenomena happening in the body of Christ; gold dust and jewels manifesting out of the ether,...

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Route 666

Posted Oct 9th 2007, 04:51 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


SheepTrax™ is an ezine of humor, insight, and teaching featuring the wit, wisdom and deepthinking of Christian storyteller Bryan Hupperts. See our new website, hear our 60 second radio podcasts, and read the Xpress tabloid, etc. at: www.sheeptrax.com
 
 
Getting Kicked On Route 666
 
If you’re idle as if motorlessTravel the wide way
The highway of eeriness.You’ll get kicked on Route 666!
- pop song popularized by The Hellions
 
Route 666 doesn’t appear on maps anymore as people have been deluded into believing themselves inherently good...

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Hijacking The Gospel

Posted Oct 3rd 2007, 09:50 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest


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Given Over To Delusion

Posted Sep 19th 2007, 05:14 by SheepTrax - Bryan Hupperts on General Interest

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Given Over to Delusion
Have you ever looked in a teenager’s closet or under their bed? The layers are like an archeological dig. After my kids cleaned their rooms, I decided to do a surprise detailed inspection. 5 hours and 6 bags to trash...

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