You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone claiming to be an apostle.
Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest dream. It was set like a 1950s B horror film. Remember The Blob, The Thing, Creature From The Black Lagoon? I had a scary dream about a fierce creature, a thing, a monster so hideous, so destructive (skriekkkkkkk)...
Looking forward to that job performance review? Wait till you stand before God.
Speeding down the highway, I recognized the medical emblem - an organ was underway for an emergency transplant.